Cooking Experimenters T-Shirts

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Cookbooks

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man's cooking explodes.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

The Inexperienced Cook

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'