Cooking Experimenters Prints

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Cookbooks

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Man's cooking explodes.

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

The Inexperienced Cook

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'