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"Dr. Flaubert, I'm from the science police, and I'd like you to answer some questions about your last paper."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

Genetic Fingerprinting.