Experiment Investigator Mugs

"Dr. Flaubert, I'm from the science police, and I'd like you to answer some questions about your last paper."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."