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"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

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Heading off with a packed bag

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'School of hard knocks.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"Well, now we've seen it."

Undercover Biophysicists

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

We learn by doing

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."

Scientist to other: 'That's the saddest hypothesis I've ever heard!'