Experience Advocate T-Shirts

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Oligarchy

The only way to see the world is to see the world

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Heading off with a packed bag

Joe Biden

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

Autocensure

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"Well, now we've seen it."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

We learn by doing

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

One after another

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

"Travel changed me."

'There's always optimism with new management.'

Refugees Crisis

Personnel. You've learned from your mistakes? Wow! I feel awed in the presence of so much education!

What's Better? A Bunch of Establishmentarian Congresswomen or One Progressive WASP?

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"

'You've been friendly to a customer? You anwered his question competently and solved his problem?? Don't you dare to do that again, mister!!'

"I don't look at it as bouncing from job to job, I'm merely gaining a broad base of experience."

'Sir, our new automated telephone system saves us $20,000 annually, but our phone business has dropped 66%!'