Experience Advocate T-Shirts

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Oligarchy

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Heading off with a packed bag

Joe Biden

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

"Well, now we've seen it."

Autocensure

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

We learn by doing

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

One after another

"Travel changed me."

"Are you carrying any food, plants or dangerous ideas about a more equitable health care system?"

'There's always optimism with new management.'

Refugees Crisis

'You've been friendly to a customer? You anwered his question competently and solved his problem?? Don't you dare to do that again, mister!!'

'Sir, our new automated telephone system saves us $20,000 annually, but our phone business has dropped 66%!'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.