People Who Value Experiences Over Things T-Shirts

Black Friday

'School of hard knocks.'

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

We learn by doing

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

Odd Spas

"Well, apparently a mission statement and a value statement are not the same thing."

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

"Bob managed a good retirement, saw a thing or two."

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"Always standing out from the crowd."

Kids Gang.

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

"I am my own penguin"

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

'I see from your CV that you have a first class degree from the School of Hard Knocks'

Boy Scout: 'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

I thought about buying a parachute, but I realized it's experiences that are important, not things.

'Recommend you stay here tonight. Igloo over there just tourist trap.'

'Always remember, you're unique.' - 'Just like everyone else.'

I've got to be me.

Goldilocks and a couple from out of town

'If I major in criminology, can I get life experience credit?'

"Here he comes."

"You don't look like your picture."

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'