People Who Value Experiences Over Things T-Shirts

'School of hard knocks.'

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

We learn by doing

Odd Spas

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

"Well, apparently a mission statement and a value statement are not the same thing."

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

'How could you have thirty years of experience when you're only twenty?'

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

"Bob managed a good retirement, saw a thing or two."

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

"Always standing out from the crowd."

Kids Gang.

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

'I see from your CV that you have a first class degree from the School of Hard Knocks'

'Recommend you stay here tonight. Igloo over there just tourist trap.'

'Always remember, you're unique.' - 'Just like everyone else.'

I've got to be me.

Goldilocks and a couple from out of town

Boy Scout: 'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'If I major in criminology, can I get life experience credit?'

"I love this town!"

"You don't look like your picture."

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'