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'School of hard knocks.'

Reach for the Star.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Undercover Biophysicists

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

We learn by doing

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Scientist to other: 'That's the saddest hypothesis I've ever heard!'

"For you young scientists who hope to do public service work someday, the following six experiments, showing the basic ideas behind chemical warfare...."

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

'Any ideas?'(scientists in a lab).