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'Recommend you stay here tonight. Igloo over there just tourist trap.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Bears going water skiing.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Public footpath on a desert island.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'School of hard knocks.'

JAMES BONDING

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Bad times to sneeze

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

'Keep pumping Mildred.'