Authentic Experience Enthusiast Pillows

'Recommend you stay here tonight. Igloo over there just tourist trap.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'School of hard knocks.'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

JAMES BONDING

Bad times to sneeze

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'