Expecting Guests T-Shirts

'You're cleaning the house. Who's coming over?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

Smartphone Sonogram

Baby, baby maker

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'