Expecting Guests Pillows

'You're cleaning the house. Who's coming over?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Ask me about my litter! !

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

Sperm Whale.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Smartphone Sonogram

Baby, baby maker

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Alabama Traffic Jam

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

Woman Window Shops For A Baby Book

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'