Entertaining Guests T-Shirts

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clown on bike.

The wonderful world of cheese.

Wine Lady

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Party Animals.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Join me in a Martini?

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Canape?

Gooseberry Fool...

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

A Woman Holding Canapes