Entertaining Guests T-Shirts

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Cocktails on the verandah.

The wonderful world of cheese.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clown on bike.

Wine Lady

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Party Animals.

Join me in a Martini?

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Canape?

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Gooseberry Fool...

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

A Woman Holding Canapes

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."