Expanding A Business Internationally Gifts

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"What do you mean, you're planning to float the business...?

Modular Offices

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

Ever Given

A London gent abroad

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

Export

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"Our sales have come a long way in a short time."

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

SWOTs

"How can our Russian affiliate be losing money? I thought that country was out of the red."

Your start-up team

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

'As you can see, the region is full of investment opportunities.'

Seriously, boss? I'm no longer allowed to talk about astronomy at work? Why? It's just bad for business. What if I want to get a huge merger approved so I could finally achieve my lifelong dream of having a monopoly of my very own? The government's not exactly science-friendly these days. I don't want them throwing up roadblocks just because my minion aid something that pressed their buttons. Did you know Venus is a dead world because of global warming? Stop that.

"Nigel - set up a New York Office and have them ring me back immediately.."

'Untapped world markets.'

'When we started the company it was just a little cottage industry.' 'Megaco Incorporated.'

Franchising a program

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

Exportation and importation in Cuba

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."