Working In International Companies Gifts

'Email, fax, phone, text or courier?'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"It lost a little something in translation."

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Tariffs"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

Ever Given

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

"Our sales have come a long way in a short time."

Euro around the world.

"How can our Russian affiliate be losing money? I thought that country was out of the red."

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

'Welcome to America'

Myanmar Business Policy

"Not quite – one ankle on top of the other!"

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

Welcome to China, Sir Businessman!

Capitalists Courageous

"New York are at Lunch, Munich are at Coffee and Tokyo are at Lunch."

I think the reason our international unit is performing poorly is because our mission statement says, 'Think locally and act locally'.'

"We're a multinational company, so you'll have to be able to say 'Mr.Harris isn't in' in ten languages."

The trouble with working for a multi-national company

'There's no point in arguing with him, sir he doesn't speak English.'

"Welcome aboard - oh, and the job has been moved to India, and you'll be paid in rice."

My First Euro

'Better learn Spanish, son, because I'm moving it all to Mexico!'

"Please remember to check for any personal problems you may have left behind."

'I don't call expanding to New Jersey thinking globally.'

"You're looking for an international expert? I'm your man! My computer is from China, the desk is from Romania and my clothes are made in Bangladesh!"

'We have a new face amongst us.'