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Fakir's wake up call.

Last Chance For Reality

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

Waking the Dead.

Kate's Cat Kennel

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

Zoo Employees

Sleeping Tiger

'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

The Home Birth of Venus

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

"... and then I wake up really thirsty and pour low-fat milk on my husband."

Don Quixote

The Princess and the Pea

"The sound of your mom falling asleep wakes you up too?"

Yes, you were. You were talking in your sleep again last night.

"I couldn't sleep."

Sitting Fairy

'Ok..Up we get..It's time to make up your bed!'

"I found your contact lens."

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

He lives in a little world of his own.

'When you get back from Narnia, the vacuum will be waiting for you.'

"You've got to be kidding. It's freaking noon!!"

He was an early riser. She knew it, but never really got used to it.

"There was a time - back before people found out that dragons were made up - when I would've gotten a hell of a lot more respect for being a dragonslayer."