Exotic Sleep Scenarios Gifts

Fakir's wake up call.

Last Chance For Reality

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Zoo Employees

Sleeping Tiger

Kate's Cat Kennel

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

Waking the Dead.

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

The Home Birth of Venus

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

"... and then I wake up really thirsty and pour low-fat milk on my husband."

Don Quixote

The Princess and the Pea

"The sound of your mom falling asleep wakes you up too?"

"I couldn't sleep."

'Will you sorry excuse for Vikings shut up and go to sleep?!'

'Ok..Up we get..It's time to make up your bed!'

Sitting Fairy

He lives in a little world of his own.

"You've got to be kidding. It's freaking noon!!"

He was an early riser. She knew it, but never really got used to it.

"There was a time - back before people found out that dragons were made up - when I would've gotten a hell of a lot more respect for being a dragonslayer."

"When was this bed last serviced?"