Exotic Landscape Fan Pillows

Camel with Mountain-Like Humps

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Wine Lady

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Nature Lovers

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

ATM withdrawal

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Rating the Sunset

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

J. M. W. Turner

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

Artist paints an artist.

In the houseplant cemetery.

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"Here is your new planet."

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

Meanwhile...in Albania

Getting ready for spring

"It's better digitally enhanced."

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."