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Camel with Mountain-Like Humps

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Wine Lady

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Nature Lovers

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

ATM withdrawal

Rating the Sunset

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

J. M. W. Turner

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

In the houseplant cemetery.

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

Meanwhile...in Albania

Artist paints an artist.

Vast Wasteland Ahead

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

Getting ready for spring

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"It's better digitally enhanced."

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.