"Sure feels like I am going somewhere!"
Existing Condition Gifts
Discover our unique collection of gifts designed for those managing ongoing health conditions. Whether celebrating resilience or offering encouragement, our thoughtful items feature professional cartoons that bring a smile. From mugs to prints, these products are crafted to acknowledge strength and perseverance in a light-hearted way, making them ideal for anyone navigating life's challenges with humor and hope.
"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."
Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe
'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'
"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"
"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"
Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.
"So what brings you in today?"
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"Remember, you're only as sick as you feel."
The Human Condition
'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'
Desert crawler following water
Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.
'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'
"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."
"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."
'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'
GPs should prescribe tailored exercise and weight loss to relieve osteoarthritis
'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'
"I was just surprised you put the word 'marriage' next to the question asking if you suffered from a chronic condition."
"The nurse says I'm morbidly obese...so what are you going to do about it?"
"I put in a full day with the big cats, Kasmer. I need a sympathetic human cannonball I can come home to."
'Your glaucoma will never improve this way, Buzzy.'
How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table
Man in hospital bed has EKG with up and down sales charts next to it
Layers of Man
Doctor's Office. I don't know which I hate more to hear him say --- "Learn to live with it" or "Learn to live without it."
"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."
'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'
"It looks like another productive night of sleep and exercise. My smart watch logged seven hours of sleep and over 1,500 steps from sleep walking."
High cost of prescription drugs.
"Income inequality hasn't been given a fair shake."
Power Tanning
"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."
Existing Condition Gifts Collection
Existing Condition Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that honor resilience and strength in living with ongoing conditions—find a gift full of encouragement and wit.
Existing Condition Pillows
Add a touch of comfort and encouragement with pillows that lift spirits and honor resilience in everyday life.
Existing Condition Prints
Decorate with messages of strength—our prints feature inspiring cartoons that celebrate the journey of living with a condition.
Existing Condition T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that celebrate resilience. Perfect for sharing humor and strength with someone facing life's ongoing health challenges.