Human Condition Critic Gifts

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

IOC and human rights.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

The Human Condition

Trump rally

Emergency Firebreaker

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

Desert crawler following water

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'

Man robbed by medical center.

Health Foods

The covid marshal strikes again...

"Last question, and how would you rate the ambulance response time to today's accident?"

'Instead of pre-natal care for you, the company gave me a vasectomy!'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'Now that's more like it.'

'Pop, is that where they make all of those new medicines with the bad side effects?'

"And this is Nurse Frobisher who will be giving you guidance on your weight issues in a manner I can only describe as ironic!"

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

Layers of Man

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise in a car at a gym.

'I'm here to offer you the company's free preventive health counseling...DON'T GET SICK OR ELSE!'