Exhaust Enthusiast Pillows

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

US Energy Needs.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

100k Desert Crawl

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Biker At Museum

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Nice park. . .

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"