Exhaust Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

US Energy Needs.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

100k Desert Crawl

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Biker At Museum

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Nice park. . .

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

When did you last have your oil changed?