Exercise Book Enthusiast Gifts

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Running

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Exercise Class

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Jogging Bottoms

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."