Fitness Bookworm Gifts

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Keep Fit.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

Sport in library

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

Floods

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

'I know how you feel.'

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

'My first wife said I was ignorant. My second said I bragged too much. My third said I was conceited. And so it is that my self-knowledge just keeps growing and growing.'

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"The key to being a writer is to take all the sadness and turmoil deep in the center of your being and channel it into a diet cookbook."

"Why do you need my advice, my son? You're on top of the world!"

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

Bucky's allegory.

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.