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A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Chicken soup for the sole.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Keep Fit.

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"Mam? What's love juice?"

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

Floods

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

Sport in library

'I know how you feel.'

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

Check out my six pack.

'My first wife said I was ignorant. My second said I bragged too much. My third said I was conceited. And so it is that my self-knowledge just keeps growing and growing.'

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Jog on!"

"The key to being a writer is to take all the sadness and turmoil deep in the center of your being and channel it into a diet cookbook."

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

"Why do you need my advice, my son? You're on top of the world!"

Bucky's allegory.

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."