Exercise Book Enthusiast Mugs

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Running

"OK, ready to go again?"

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Exercise Class

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Jogging Bottoms