Executive Relaxer Gifts

'I like what I do but I love what I don't do.'

'T.M., have you ever considered taking up golf like most executives?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

Big desks take time.

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

Lazy dog.

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

I am ready for my wine.

His entire life was about balance.

"I am ready for my wine."

The buck stops here

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

'How's the executive training program, going?'

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you Fred?"

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"You can leave the rat race – but they always find you."

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

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