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'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Cat Reunion

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

Someone has had a hard day!

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Maureen, A pillow."

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Bored Meeting

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

'He stated jogging to work.'

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"