Executive Napper Gifts

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Cat Reunion

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Maureen, A pillow."

Someone has had a hard day!

Bored Meeting

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

'I don't know what's worse...you, Jenkins, snoring through my presentation, or you, Fredericks, complaining that it was keeping you awake!'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"This is not the sleeping beauty I paid good money to see!"

"When I said sleep on the problem, I didn't mean here!"

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

'He stated jogging to work.'