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"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Kitchen Tetris

Balancing two espresso martinis

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

"5...4...3...2..."

Busking during a pandemic

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Music Freak.

Remote work

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'