Excalibur Fan Gifts

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"How did he do that? I've been after that fish for the last 12 months!"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Control and Out of Control Group

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"I Win!!!"

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

"Date night again already?"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.

Can we get special effects to digitally enhance our bottom line?

Biden vs Putin

The phantom of the Oprah.

Trump vs Biden

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'

The lesser-known, and ultimately unsuccessful, Joe Louis and Dick Clark expedition.