Excalibur Explorers Gifts

'They say King Arthur loved fishing at this very spot!'

"Look, a bug!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Heading off with a packed bag

Baby rocks!

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

The Airport.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Big desks take time.

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

Panama Papers Scandal

"You want proof? There's your proof."

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

Tourist Directions

"And now from downtown!"

Confusing directions.

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but, if it does, raise your trunk or something.'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica