Excalibur Explorers Prints

'They say King Arthur loved fishing at this very spot!'

"Look, a bug!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Baby rocks!

Heading off with a packed bag

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

The Airport.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Big desks take time.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"You want proof? There's your proof."

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

Chemistry Improv Theater

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Panama Papers Scandal

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

The brief collaboration between Alfred Nobel and Thomas Edison.

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

Tourist Directions

Confusing directions.

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

"And now from downtown!"

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"I hope watching me run around helplessly in a maze takes your minds off the fact that you're all running around helplessly in your own personal mazes."

'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but, if it does, raise your trunk or something.'