Exam Officer Gifts

Prevention is better than cure.

Ethics exam cheater.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"We thought this was more realistic."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"How'd I do on the test?"

Too big to fail

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Bigger Brain

'Thank you for not guessing.'