Exam Master Gifts

Class teenagers taking a difficult test.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Exam

"Could I ask just one question?"

Evolution Exam Results.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Check out this new store."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Too big to fail

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.