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Ex-wife day at the ball park!

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Jacques et Jille

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"We started losing money right around the time we decided to just lazily remake old movies with the race or gender of the main character switched from the original." "We're burning through cash and we urgently need to course correct and try something different." "So we're going to make fresh stories with new and interesting characters?" "What?" "No."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"... and your great great grand father lost the race but the it was discovered the tortoise was on stéroids."

"Your Honor, I wish to introduce as Exhibit A this bullet with the victim's name on it."