Everyday Satirist Pillows

"Of course it's in its original packaging. I'm returning it because it's impossible to open!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're fired."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

No-Work Orange

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Yes, one is a dog."

The prying mantis,

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"