Everyday Satirist Gifts

"Of course it's in its original packaging. I'm returning it because it's impossible to open!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Yes, one is a dog."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

The prying mantis,

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!