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The Everyday Satirist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the everyday satirist? Embrace their love for sharp wit and clever commentary with our collection of humorous products. Perfect for those who see the humor in daily life and enjoy poking fun at the mundane. From amusing mugs to witty T-shirts, our range celebrates their unique perspective and love for satire. Surprise them with a gift that makes their everyday moments even funnier and more memorable.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"You're fired."
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."
Torturing the English Language
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
Trump pardons
UK border controls relaxed.
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
No-Work Orange
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
Ghostwriting the Bible
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
CIA report
Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.
Sock Puppet in Literature
I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.
"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."
"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
"Yes, one is a dog."
The prying mantis,
Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.
Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.
'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'
Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.
"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"
"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."
"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."
The Everyday Satirist Gifts Collection
The Everyday Satirist Mugs
Check out our collection of satirical mugs designed to bring humor to their morning routine.
The Everyday Satirist Pillows
Find satirical pillows that add humor and personality to any space.
The Everyday Satirist Prints
Explore our selection of humorous prints that celebrate everyday satire with style.
The Everyday Satirist T-Shirts
Browse our range of witty T-shirts perfect for the creative satirist who loves making a statement.