Eventing Gifts

'He's showing off his muscles again! Why do the mares find the eventing guys so fascinating?!'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Green Balloon

The devil you know and his plus one

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Trade Show Sherpas

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Wedding disaster #27.

All dressed up and no place to go

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

Wine Pyramid

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."