Evening Grooming Gifts

Reading the future in beard stubble.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Haircuts

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Bathing the dog

"Be creative...!"

"Too much concealer?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

Dating is so expensive...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dogs shaving

"Absolutely not!"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'