Evangelist For Four-legged Companions Gifts

"Enough with the drama."

"Your love gives me strength."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Okay, who's purring?"

If dogs were psychiatrists.

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Dog and man on couch

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"He's a real dog person."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

Man's Best Friend - Man's Worst Friend - Man's Only Friend

"Worst case of stockholm syndrome I've ever seen."

Vegetarian Heaven

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

"So you’re Penny. It’s nice to finally put a face to the scent."

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

Dog collars.

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

'Intelligent! I'll say he's intelligent!'

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

"I don't know what you are either. I'll just write 'small brown bird'."

"Do you like this? I made it from scratch!"

"Of course there's a god... who do you think feeds us every day?"