Evangelist For Four-legged Companions Prints

"Enough with the drama."

"Your love gives me strength."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"Okay, who's purring?"

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

If dogs were psychiatrists.

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Dog and man on couch

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"If I knew I'd have to walk them for an eternity... I never would have owned so many goddamn dogs!"

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

Vegetarian Heaven

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

"He's a real dog person."

Man's Best Friend - Man's Worst Friend - Man's Only Friend

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

"So you’re Penny. It’s nice to finally put a face to the scent."

'Intelligent! I'll say he's intelligent!'

Dog collars.

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

"He's a true friend and companion and, should it ever come to it, meat."

"I don't know what you are either. I'll just write 'small brown bird'."

"Of course there's a god... who do you think feeds us every day?"

"Do you like this? I made it from scratch!"

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"