European Charm Seekers Pillows

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Country Bumpkin.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

Silver Fox

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Your future looks charming.'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

Old-fashioned computer

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Cherub on a cloud

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

'Good morning Miss...'

Olive Tree

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'What's the night life-like?

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

Valentine's roses $59.99- Feb.15th- $12.99.

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."