Irish Charm Seeker Pillows

Country Bumpkin.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

Silver Fox

'Your future looks charming.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Old-fashioned computer

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Cherub on a cloud

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Olive Tree

'Good morning Miss...'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'What's the night life-like?

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."