Irish Charm Seeker Mugs

"Celebrating St. Patrick's Day??? No, no. . . we're big Dr. Seuss fans."

Country Bumpkin.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Your future looks charming.'

Silver Fox

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

Old-fashioned computer

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Cherub on a cloud

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

Olive Tree

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Good morning Miss...'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'What's the night life-like?

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."