Southern Charm Seeker Mugs

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

Country Bumpkin.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Silver Fox

'Your future looks charming.'

Real Estate Personals

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Cool hand... Uke

"No guarantees, right?"

The Cattle show Week.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Hellbillies.

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Olive Tree

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Truman Capote

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Good morning Miss...'

'What's the night life-like?

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."