Southern Charm Seeker Mugs

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

Country Bumpkin.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Opening the Barrel

'Let's call him lucky!'

'Your future looks charming.'

Silver Fox

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Cool hand... Uke

The Cattle show Week.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

Hellbillies.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

Olive Tree

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Good morning Miss...'

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

'What's the night life-like?

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."