Irish Spirit Chaser Pillows

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Have fun at school. Don't hibernate during class.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part One

Rugby golden oldies.

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

'I'm perfect for the job... I've got huge ears; tons of candy for stockings, and, in a pinch, I can deliver to everywhere in the world in one night.'

Suggestion Box for the Wather.

Lots of People Would Consider Me Young...if they were alive today.

Elf

My first pile.

"It's the one night of the year he can go out without his mask and costume!"

'We'll make this a s?ance they'll never forget, eh Richie?!'

"Yeah, we stop roaming at this time of year and stay close to the Christmas tree..."

After a well-deserved coffee break Santa continues his tour.

"C'mon, get up. . . It's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

santa snooze.

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

'So- supernatural phenomena, we meet again.'

"Hmm, funny, I smell carrots…"

So You Want to be a Political Rock 'n' Roll Star