Competitive Spirit Chaser Pillows

"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."

Rugby golden oldies.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

Ratminton

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The Salesman

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

"I love fast break business success."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Snail Racing

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"